Flat Daddy

I'm not sure if this is a good thing for children or sad on too many levels to think about.

First, there are some military fathers that are a lot safer two-dimensional.

Second, though it helps to keep a father present in a child's mind, especially a young child's, a Flat Daddy isn't really helpful when it's time for hugs, kisses, and advice.

Third, wives are carrying these things around too which, when combined with BOBs is just too weird to think about.

And finally, what happens if 3D Daddy comes home and his family likes the other version better?