Slow News Day?

Guy falls in Jackson County...it's the story on all three cable news networks.

Weren't at least 79 people killed by car bombs in Iraq this morning? At least five American troops were killed? A building collapsed in Saudi? A Prime Minister is in the process of dying?

But hey, we can get footage of a guy getting rescued out of a water tower and lord knows we need a rescue where someone's going to actually live!!! All live, most of the time (excluding pre-recorded segments, tax and license may vary, this was done by professional drivers on a closed course...)