Trust Me

Every day with a toupee is a bad hair day. They don't look good. They don't look natural. I take that back...if you have the money, time, and energy to spend on fake hair that Elton John dedicates to his, it can look not-horrible. If not, just don't bother.

Openly bald and self-confident is sexy as all get out. Even those who don't appreciate the beauty of a balding pate still like it better than a toupee or a comb-over.