Tagging Along

{tagging along}
The feminists will not like you reading this book
{and I wasn't too impressed by your review either}
Apr 22, 2006
by Doug Giles


Carrie Lukas’ new book, The Politically Incorrect Guide to Women, Sex and Feminism, just dropped, and I predict that it will get all the feministas’ big panties in a major wad. {and you assume feminists have 'big' panties? Maybe they have skimpy panties? Maybe they go commando?} Carrie has done her homework in this easy to read, all bases covered, truly pro-women, hot and pithy tome; and you need to fear, lunatic liberal ladies {after all, one cannot be a liberal lady and not be a lunatic}, because she has facts that are going to challenge your fiction.

I’m sure right now all the anonymous Amazon.com book review attack weirdoes, who do not have a life and won’t actually read the book {oooh, he read a book!!} but feel compelled to write their inane and uninformed critiques, are queuing up to lay into Carrie {unlike you who condemns an entire class of society}. They’re sweating. And they need to sweat, because in this soon to be New York Times best seller, Mrs. Lukas shreds the lies which the female chauvinist pigs (FCP ) have sold our nation’s fair ladies—I’m talkin’ wood chipper style {you like the image of women in woodchippers, don't you, Doug?}. She shows the women who would be women the true identity of postmodern day feminists: misogynists with vaginas . . . womyn who not only hate men, but women also.

BTW . . . have you ever seen a feminist around a womanly woman and not one of her butch buddies who's sporting a Tim Allen haircut? (Question: If feminists and lesbians hate men like they do, why do they try to look like us?) They always have that tsk-tsk, you poor oppressed dupe look on their face . . . y’know, that furrowed brow stare that’s a combination of pity and derision. Anyway, back to Lukas’ book. {but...but I was learning so much about the requirements of being a real, womanly woman!!}

Another cool thing about The Politically Incorrect Guide to Women, Sex and Feminism is that it was a young, accomplished woman, who also happens to be a happy wife and mother, who penned this work of non-fiction. These are not the crayon scribblings of some repressed, backwoods, barefoot, unenlightened Ellie Mae Clampett {because it's not enough to insult women with short haircuts and feminists, Doug feels the need to insult rural people, southern people, and people who love The Beverly Hillbillies}, but rather a girl who got her bachelor’s at Princeton, her Masters at Harvard {and everyone who didn't attend an Ivy League school} and did it without drinking the lesbians’—I mean the feminists’—Kool Aid.

This book is going to liberate ladies to be ladies {because we're too stupid to have figured out how to do it on our own?}; and contrary to the propaganda belched forth via our universities and MSM {Think Doug's doing some belching his ownself}, there are a whole lot of lassies who:

1. Like being a woman, in a traditional sense. *I’ll take a Katharine McPhee over a Hillary any day.

2. Don’t think men are the enemy. {Seriously, what woman thinks men are the enemy? There are some insecure men who are convinced women view them as the enemy. Usually they are either desperately trying to find an excuse for why women don't like them.}

3. Like a guy to be a guy, i.e., masculine and not metrosexual. Men who don’t have a feminine side. A guy who hasn’t “learned to cry”. *I tried crying in front of my wife one time. It moved her for about twenty seconds. Then she told me to cut the crap and get my act together because she was not going to be married to a poodle. Yes, there are millions of girls who celebrate the difference! {Doug, if you were sobbing because a ballgame got rained out, you needed to man up. If you were crying because a family member died, you're married to a cold bitch}

4. (Believe it or not) Like men to the bread winners, who are intellectually robust and who can kick some punk’s butt if it needs kickin’. *The other day, me and a buddy of mine nearly opened up a big can a whup a** on a couple of guys who were making obscene gestures towards my wife and daughters. All my girls loved it, and my wife thanked me later. {maybe the important word here is 'nearly'? Women want to feel that they can be protected if necessary. They don't want to be married to a bully who goes around looking to pick fights}

5. Look to their husband’s to provide rather than looking to the feminists’sugar daddy, Uncle Sam.

6. Would like to see a return to chivalry and romance. Who like being courted, pursued, cherished and honored. Who like the guy to pick up the tab (every tab), open the door for them and are not suspicious of flowers and thoughtful gifts. {except for the very early days of the feminist movement, I've never heard of women being suspicious of those things...except when they come with an obvious price tag. Every woman with sense recognizes the 'I fucked up' bouquet and we aren't that thrilled by them. Men, however, love to blame feminism and their terror of hearinga discouraging word as an excuse for not doing something -- flowers, door opening -- that they never had any intention of doing in the first place}

7. Don’t want their vagina turned into a sexual turnstile. Who don’t want to be the village bicycle. Who see the benefits of serious sex verses casual sex. Who’re not buying the Paris Hilton/Courtney Love/Madonna whore thing. Who can be sexy without being a skank. Who like to retain their respect and power and require a man to show some commitment before he gets to run the bases. {Um, Doug...I thought all feminists were lesbians? Lesbians or the community dor handle? You gotta kinda pick one.}

8. Want to get married to a man versus a career. Who still believe that being married to the right guy is good for the soul, the body, the pocket book and their sex life no matter what pop culture and the FCP’s have tried to shame them in to believing.

9. Want to have a baby before half of their life is history. Who don’t want to be in diapers when their child is. *BTW girls, the longer you wait the more difficult it’s going to be to get pregnant. If you’re waiting strategically ‘til your mid 30’s–40’s well, uh . . . good luck.

10. When they have the baby, they actually want to raise it themselves instead of tossing it into day care or giving it to some nanny who shakes it like a maraca while you’re at work. *Speaking of babies being pro-life is not being anti-woman.

11. Don’t feel like they must vote for a woman just because she’s a woman.

12. Don’t believe being a woman makes them a victim.

I could go on and on singing the praises of this tour de force. This book is destined to do damage to 21st century feminism . . . major, irreparable damage to the likes of NOW, FCP professors and their parrots whose rhetoric and recipes have wrecked the lives of so many, many women around the world.

Do yourself a favor, women who would be women: buy it, read it, get freed by it and then let your voice be heard, girl friend.

{You know, it might be a great book but ol Doug doesn't make me want to rush out and buy it}