Tourist Traps vs. Speed Traps

Speed traps are clearly labeled "Speed Limit 45". Tourists traps have big, flashing signs out front that says 'Rooms $27.99!" and you find out, after standing in line, that it's really $100 for a standard room. I would have left but Brick would have paid anything to stop driving.

The kicker was when I asked about wifi, it did say it was a 'Convention Center' and got a puzzled look and a 'What is this WiFi of which you speak?'