Maggie's Rules for Husbands

When your wife is under the weather these phrases will save your life and marriage...

"Don't worry about supper, Honey. We can handle it!"

"Can I make you some soup?"

"Would you like some ginger ale?"

"Whatever you want, Honey."

Seriously, this is not the time to discuss important issues or remind your wife that you would starve if left alone for 24 hours with no one to cook for you. Anything important will wait a day. You aren't going to be talking to a receptive audience. It's one of those trying to dance with a pig things...you're just going to get muddy and irritate the pig.