Taken Care Of

Tom Cruise settles $33 million on Katie and Suri because he cares so much.

I ain't impressed.

$33 million is an enormous amount of money to most of us. When a guy has $600 million, it's not too impressive. $50 million would be 10 percent. What man wouldn't be thrilled to get away with a property settlement of less than 10 percent? You tip a waitress more than that.