The 40-Year Old Virgin

There's a guy in class that I'm going to slip and call 'The 40-Year Old Virgin' any time now.

There's a secret about women. We decide in a split second whether a guy is do-able. Everything after that just depends on what stupid things they say or do to change our minds.

This guy is tall, slender build, attractive, a good head of hair and then..... he opens his mouth.

I would be willing to bet that he has never had sex without paying.