Testing 1...2...3...

So I mention to Merv that I test people in relationships and it occurs to him I've been testing him all these years and he asks 'So I passed all of them, right?'

No, bud. You failed almost every single one.

So now we're going to have the 'Big Talk'. Or he will avoid it and this will never be mentioned again.

Thing is, does he realize this is a test too?

Lord save me from ambivalent men.