Happy, Happy Birthday, Baby

It's Merv's birthday....and he's screwing a hooker in Vegas. So much for 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas'

Does it bother me? I wish I could rock his world for his birthday but I can't be there. And I'd much rather he see a pro than fall in love with BBF.

I guess I could insist he be lonely except when he's with me but I have no intention of being lonely except when I'm with him. If he were with me full-time and wanted that, I'd be willing to give it a shot but he isn't and doesn't.

Mainly, I just wish I could be there and enjoy the experience too and hope he doesn't get arrested.